~When your morning espresso order turns into an existential crisis with a crocodile-shark hybrid named Camellini Long before internet culture made everything weird, we never expected Italy to become ground zero for surreal AI meme hybrids. Enter “Italian Brainrot” — a deeply absurd genre where crocodile-shark hybrids like Camellini sip espresso while contemplating their existence […]
Prehistoric Data Storage: The Original Cloud Backup
Long before Silicon Valley invented monthly subscriptions, Greg here was chipping out prehistoric data storage on the walls. Zero upload speed. 100% permanence. Sure, backups involved avoiding cave bears, but hey — no password resets. The only real question: how long before somebody charges rent for the wall space?
ArkedUp.com — It’s Probably Not Going to Be Okay.
The internet is on fire, everything’s breaking, and we’re busy making sarcastic comics and pointless rants about it. Real content coming very soon (or whenever the AI overlords allow it).