{"id":18,"date":"2025-06-18T01:59:40","date_gmt":"2025-06-18T01:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/?p=18"},"modified":"2025-06-18T17:21:08","modified_gmt":"2025-06-18T17:21:08","slug":"prehistoric-data-storage-the-original-cloud-backup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/?p=18","title":{"rendered":"Prehistoric Data Storage: The Original Cloud Backup"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Copilot_20250617_210449-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21\" srcset=\"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Copilot_20250617_210449-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/arkedup.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Copilot_20250617_210449-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/arkedup.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Copilot_20250617_210449-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/arkedup.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Copilot_20250617_210449-600x900.png 600w, https:\/\/arkedup.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Copilot_20250617_210449.png 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Long before Silicon Valley invented monthly subscriptions, Greg here was chipping out <em>prehistoric data storage<\/em> on the walls. Zero upload speed. 100% permanence. Sure, backups involved avoiding cave bears, but hey \u2014 no password resets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">The only real question: how long before somebody charges rent for the wall space?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Long before Silicon Valley invented monthly subscriptions, Greg here was chipping out prehistoric data storage..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[11,9,8,10,7],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-comics","tag-arkedup","tag-caveman-technology","tag-cloud-backup-humor","tag-humor-comics","tag-prehistoric-data-storage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24,"href":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions\/24"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arkedup.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}